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Again, not my image; it came from here |
Thursday, February 27, 2025
A flood of new research on Martian geological history... (That was a water-on-Mars joke.)
Monday, February 24, 2025
Haruto Suzuki, Three Minute Hero
Okay, it's time to get serious about creating some Agents of SKA. First up is Haruto Suzuki, who came to be thanks to a little randomization and AI decision-making. He's a trumpet player from Japan. His band? Hmm. I reserve the right to say this is one that he was just in for a few weeks in high school or something, but let's go with Ringo SKARR.
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Yep, still faceless. I mean, he has a face. Just not an official one yet. |
Haruto Suzuki loves natto for breakfast. He loves the stir of the sauce and the mustard, and he likes that it’s slimy. He likes slimy things. Later, he’ll go to the studio to practice his trumpet, but first he’ll hit the 7-11 for cigarettes. At night, he has a show at Salt Peanuts. He’s not feeling his best, but he’s gonna give it a go. Ganbarimasu!
Saturday, February 22, 2025
Geeky SKAturday: A Kick in the Bits have an anthem for 2025 (and...every year before it, I suppose...)
Thursday, February 20, 2025
Here's how to play Ring Doctors, a boxing microgame that might be almost finished...
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Image from here |
Ring Doctors
2. Rounds are divided into 30-second segments during which one of the two fighters goes on the offensive, referred to broadly as an attack and as that boxer's turn. Boxers are assigned to Even and Odd corners; at the beginning of each round, roll a d6 to determine which boxer attacks first. They then alternate until both fighters have had three attacks in the round. Since right now I'm just working with professional boxers at a championship level, matches can go up to 12 rounds.
4. Once per turn, before or after their attack, a boxer can have their card rotated 90°, which changes their strategy to a more offensive or defensive approach. At the beginning of each round, boxers start with their base stats (an upright card).
5. If 5+ hits are taken in a single attack OR if 5+ dice are rolled and they are all hits, the opponent is knocked down. If knocked down with 18 or less Heart remaining, roll 3d6; if the total is greater than or equal to their remaining Heart, it's a knockout! When Heart = 0, it's an automatic KO.
And now, for the match...!
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Image from the BBC here |
Monday, February 17, 2025
J6, the miniatures game...
Saturday, February 15, 2025
Geeky SKAturday: "Ride This Wave" by MAYSON's PARTY
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Wednesday, February 12, 2025
There's a "last straw" joke here...
I generally try to avoid making this a political blog. I think most people who know me know how I stand on political actions that systematize the harm, belittlement, or marginalization of other people (Americans or otherwise), especially those who are most vulnerable. It's simply(?) not what we should be doing as humans, and we have the resources in the United States to behave in a way that considers both the implied purpose of the government (to act in the interests of Americans) and affirm the humanity in all others. And that's why I'm so depressed about political stuff at the moment.
That is to say...I do recognize that there are bigger concerns at play right now. However, this thing I'm gonna point out today is just a good old WTF phenomenon. For those outside the States, or those within that understandably haven't caught everything in the whirlwind of actions and orders we've seen over the past few weeks, this is currently a page at the White House website:
It is admittedly a cliché, but I actually had to double-check to make sure this wasn't satire. You can read the full fact sheet for the executive order here. And another cliché...yeah, it is hard to believe this is the timeline we live in.
It isn't clear yet how sweeping this declaration will prove to be (although it sure sounds pretty sweeping), so I can't really comment on that. And overall, I'm not looking to get a bunch of comments that are either pro- or anti-Donald (not that I have a tendency to get a bunch of comments on anything🤣). I certainly have people very close to me who support pretty much every decision this guy makes, and they probably have an argument for why this was necessary. I mean...hey, maybe Joe did go too far in his persecution of plastic straws. But this is a real government document...😅
I'm sure there's a productive discussion to be had about the best approach to our straw use and its environmental implications. I don't think this is it.
Anyway, I made this item so the characters in your games never have to deal with the indignities we've faced drinking fast food soda here in the US:
+1 Paper Straw of Drinking
This item appears to be a typical paper straw made of thin cardboard. However, it is enchanted such that its user gets a +1 bonus to all drinking checks (even better than plastic!). In addition, it won't dissolve or get soggy in liquids intended for drinking (not even hot ones) no matter how long it soaks.
If lost or discarded, it will decompose naturally in 6d6 days. (For comparison in your game, plastic straws take 15d20 years for similar decomposition.)
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Ugh. I feel dirty writing about anything this "political," even something so...silly. Who knows if I'll even keep it up here on the blog...? I don't know, but surely there are others out there who will similarly appreciate the absurdity here...