Friday, December 13, 2024
The Monstrous6 Magic System
Saturday, December 7, 2024
Geeky SKAturday: It's "Christmas Time Again"! (Bad Manners)
Special Brew
This sound targets one being that can see you and has a Knowledge score of at least 1. On a failed save, the creature regards you as their best friend. We're talking soulmate type feelings, although no romantic notions are necessarily involved. They know that you want to spend all your money on them.
Thursday, December 5, 2024
My Mince Pie Odyssey
Mince Pie Elemental
Monday, December 2, 2024
The Real Monstrous Matters: Microbial contamination or killer space ooze?
Fortunately for humanity...and unfortunately for those of us just wasting time until the day we make contact...it's probably just microbial contamination.
A paper came out on November 13 detailing the examination of rock samples brought back from the asteroid Ryugu during the Hayabusa2 mission of Japan's space agency JAXA...
Photo of Ryugu's surface; from the mission website |
They got some rocks from the asteroid's surface? COOL!
They succeeded in a number of microscopic analyses of these samples? VERY COOL!
There appear to be bacteria there?!? HELLA COOL!!
The bugs on the asteroid; from the paper |
Oh. The reasonable conclusion is that it's just contamination? BOOOOOOOO!!
Yeah, so despite being processed at pretty much the abso-tippy-top level of contamination protocol stringency, one of the samples ended up with some microbes growing on it. The authors suspect Bacillus, but who knows. Unfortunately, they were unable to look at the bug's genome to see what it was (and it has since been polished off of the rock and hasn't regrown). Considering that Bacillus includes bacteria that can cause anthrax, food poisoning, and probably a host of other maladies, it's at least cool to imagine that it might have been some killer space bug that came close to unleashing a Michael Crichton-style pandemic upon humanity.
Probably for the better that it didn't, though.
(You can find a nice summary of the paper at Phys.org.)
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Now, what's cooler than a killer space bug? A killer space ooze! Can I get some cheers from the Blob Mob?!
Space Ooze
Image from Pixabay |
Saturday, November 30, 2024
Geeky SKAturday: "Orphan Town" from Warriors (concept album)
Sully
From The Warrors Wiki |
Leader, the Orphans
Dexterity 2
Knowledge 4
Presence 4
Skills: Misinformation +4, Streetwise +3, Leadership +2, Straight Razor (Short Blades) +1
Goal: Respect as a bopper
Quote: "I don't know what you're talkin' about, man. How could this be a big meeting if the Orphans wasn't there?"
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
The Real Monstrous Matters: Japanese scientists get us one step closer to Greenskins...or maybe just solar-powered humans...
This is one that was covered by a lot of mainstream news outlets, so you might have already seen it (you MSM zombie, you)...in a cool little biological trick that I'm honestly surprised hasn't been achieved before, researchers anchored by a group at the University of Tokyo have gotten chloroplasts to carry out photosynthesis in hamster cells. Mammalian cells making food from light...pretty cool if you ask me. You can check out the paper (from the Proceedings of the Japan Academy, Series B) at this link, and the university's press release can be found here.
Fluorescence microscopy image from the press release. The chloroplasts are magenta, while cell nuclei are light blue. |
This is one of those things that really gets the imagination firing, and most of us who are drawn to science fiction and/or fantasy have probably already thought about this possibility at some point. And obviously, it brings to mind the green-skinned characters of fantasy lore, like Warhammer's...er, Greenskins...
It's also a fairly well-known "rule" of biology that mammals aren't green. When those who craft fantasy fiction feel the need to justify green pigmentation in a humanoid species, the likely explanations are reptilian ancestry or some sort of photosynthetic machinery. In Warhammer, for example, I believe the lore is that Greenskins, already an assemblage of fungal species, also have a symbiotic relationship with algae. It's unclear, as far as I know, exactly what the mechanics of this symbiosis may be, but I don't think there's ever been an implication that the algae are inside the creature's cells (but please do correct me if I'm wrong!).
This new paper takes things a step further, with chloroplasts (the site of photosynthesis in plants and algae) being isolated from red algae and incorporated directly into the animal cells, where they kept on working away like all those other organelles you remember from high school biology...the mitochondria and Golgi apparatuses and all. It's a very different result from the researchers' expectation that the little algae bits would be digested by the hamster cells. Which, y'know, when in doubt, is probably a good idea for an animal cell to do when it finds it has taken up a random foreign organelle that resembles bacteria.
Also kind of fun: It appears that these hybrid creations are often referred to as "planimal" cells. It sounds like a failed '80s toyline.
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As far as fantasy species go, orcs and goblins are probably the most commonly green characters, but elves occasionally get this treatment as well. In Magic: The Gathering, for example, the well-known elf Glissa Sunseeker has been portrayed with green skin.
Image from here |
I also think it's interesting to look back at the green elves in the group of MTG sets known as the Onslaught Block. Over the course of those sets, various creatures were mutated to become purer expressions of the color of mana they represented. The blue wizards, for example, basically turned into water. Elves, meanwhile, came to resemble plants more and more. In the second set, Legions, we see some green (or at least greenish) elves...
Card images from Scryfall |
(This included at least one creature that arguably looks, to an outsider, more goblin than elf...)
And then by the third set, Scourge, the elves were even more plant-like:
Something tells me there are chloroplasts in those elves' cells.
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Now, a species for gaming...
Emeraldkin
Dexterity 1-6
Knowledge 1-5
Presence 1-5
Abilities: Able to see in low-light conditions; resistant to hunger
Friday, November 22, 2024
Monstrous Mini-Review: The Twenty-Sided Tavern (Off-Broadway Show)
There's a lot of audience participation! (Btw, if you're in these pics and don't want to be on here, please just let me know...) |
Our Trickster for the evening |